1 00:00:47,088 --> 00:00:48,548 Oh wow! 2 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:52,217 Oh! Look at these details. 3 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:53,302 The windows. 4 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:54,803 I'm blown away. 5 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:58,098 Shit, Barry, I think this is the original fireplace. 6 00:00:58,099 --> 00:01:00,517 Ah! Someone's got a good eye. 7 00:01:00,518 --> 00:01:01,977 The owner restored it himself. 8 00:01:01,978 --> 00:01:03,645 - Wow. - Yeah. 9 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:06,523 He's a contractor, so he did all the work on the house. 10 00:01:06,524 --> 00:01:08,692 - Plumbing, electrical, everything. - This one... 11 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:10,360 They look like a smart couple. 12 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:13,197 Yeah. I mean, I've never been a fan of an indoor scarf. 13 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,156 But... 14 00:01:14,157 --> 00:01:16,241 Ooh! Now, does this piano come with the house? 15 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:19,953 Oh, no. The wife played for the Philharmonic. Icon. 16 00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:21,914 She'll be buried in that thing. 17 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:24,166 Did she die? Because you have to disclose that. 18 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:27,503 Ooh, I would if I could, but the thing is, I can't, 19 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:31,048 because she's very much alive and very motivated to sell. 20 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:33,926 It is so strange to finally be inside. 21 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:37,012 How many times have we walked past this house? 22 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:38,972 So many times. 23 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:43,560 - It's somehow even prettier inside. - Yeah. 24 00:01:43,561 --> 00:01:46,063 And, babe, did you see these arches? 25 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:48,733 Do we not have these exact arches on our vision board? 26 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:50,943 Oh, now you're into the vision board. 27 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:53,403 I mean, we have been looking for two years, 28 00:01:53,404 --> 00:01:55,781 and the house that we're obsessed with finally pops up? 29 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:58,450 - I mean, this feels beshert. - Mmm. Yeah, it does. 30 00:01:58,451 --> 00:02:01,913 It's just such a family house, don't you think? 31 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:07,377 Just because we don't have kids does not mean we're not a family. 32 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,295 No, I know that. I didn't mean it like that. 33 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:12,673 I think it's gorgeous. It's just... 34 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,508 Have you seen upstairs? 35 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:16,761 It's, like, a little darker than I was expecting. 36 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:20,472 Okay. I... I think it's just a time of day thing. 37 00:02:20,473 --> 00:02:23,226 No, I meant, like, the vibe, like... 38 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,644 It's kind of like a dark vibe. 39 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:28,773 Is it possible that you're pickin' up on your own vibe? 40 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:31,942 Because you're kind of bein' a Negative Nance. 41 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:03,098 I would've killed to live in a place like this when I was a kid. 42 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:06,351 I'd kill a man dead right now if he had a million dollars in his pocket. 43 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:09,521 - We'd need it if we try to buy this place. - I know, I know, I know. 44 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:14,026 - But just leap, and the net will appear. - Oh my gosh. Look at these wood beams. 45 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,195 They're original to the house, babe. You can tell-- 46 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,907 No, you can tell because you're smart, 'cause you're my sexy little architect. 47 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:21,491 Mmm. Oof. 48 00:03:21,492 --> 00:03:23,660 I don't feel so little or so sexy right now. 49 00:03:23,661 --> 00:03:25,829 Are you kidding me? Have you seen yourself? 50 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:28,040 Do you have any idea how perfect you are? 51 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,083 No. 52 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,710 But you can take this opportunity to tell me. 53 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:35,505 Do you two ever quit it? 54 00:03:35,506 --> 00:03:37,633 I mean, you're making everyone uncomfortable. 55 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:40,177 We're newlyweds, Ma. We're supposed to be lovey-dovey. 56 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:42,804 You're also supposed to invite your mother to your wedding, 57 00:03:42,805 --> 00:03:46,391 but I suppose that "supposed to" didn't count. 58 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:47,851 We didn't have a wedding. 59 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:50,562 It seemed like a crazy amount of money to spend on a party. 60 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:51,480 Who needs a party? 61 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:54,024 You do. You love parties. 62 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:57,069 You've been dreaming about your wedding your entire life. 63 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,237 Remember? 64 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:01,990 You wanted 98 Degrees to sing you down the aisle. 65 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:04,201 - Well, who wouldn't? - You wanted what? 66 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:05,495 Oh... 67 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,956 I recognize him. 68 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:11,375 Okay. Mom, don't say anything. Don't-- 69 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:12,918 Oh, I'm sorry. 70 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:16,171 - Oh, sorry. I was just checking-- - No, no. You're fine. 71 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:18,924 - But I couldn't help but notice... - Huh? 72 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:23,053 You look like the actor from the soap opera Rising Tides. 73 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:25,931 - Uh, hey. How you doin'? - Are you the shady handyman? 74 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:29,226 - Yeah, I played Devon, yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Devon. Yes, Devon. 75 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:32,145 - Devon, you trying to buy this house? - Oh, no, no, I'm just browsing. 76 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:34,564 I love the old Hollywood Spanish style. 77 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:35,649 You know? 78 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,526 - I love Rising Tides. - Yeah. 79 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:39,194 - Oh yeah? - That's my favorite story. 80 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:40,946 I appreciate that. It means a lot. 81 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,365 - Thank you. Yeah. - Yeah. Until they killed you off. 82 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:46,201 Baby, they put a hammer to his head. 83 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:49,997 He cheated on the stepdaughter, and you know what? He didn't deserve her. 84 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:51,290 On your stepdaughter? 85 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:55,627 Yeah. Well, it was for the best, you know, story-wise, and, uh, well, I've moved on. 86 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,921 - Uh-huh. So what you on now? - Yeah. But I'm sorry. 87 00:04:57,922 --> 00:04:58,964 - Now? - Yeah. 88 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,299 - Currently? - Yes. 89 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:04,845 I'm on kind of a self-imposed hiatus, but there is somethin' I'm lookin' at. 90 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:06,305 I probably shouldn't talk about it. 91 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,015 It's a supersecret project. 92 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:10,559 - Uh, it was good talking to you. - Ooh! Okay. 93 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,060 - Thank you. - Of course. 94 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:14,521 - You take care now. - Mm-hmm! You too, Devon. 95 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:16,315 Look at that light. 96 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,816 - Gorgeous. - Oh my gosh. 97 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,234 That's really nice. Is this, like... 98 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:20,653 - What's in here? - And this? 99 00:06:01,944 --> 00:06:04,906 Well, if it isn't everyone's favorite Lookie Louise. 100 00:06:05,698 --> 00:06:07,366 - Hello, Craig. - It's Greg. 101 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,451 I know. I thought we were making up names. 102 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:11,912 Piano's out of tune. 103 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:13,455 Oh. I'll let the seller know. 104 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,375 Mmm. You should do that. 105 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:20,045 Look at Margo. Sunglasses and that purse. 106 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:23,883 She looks like an AI-generated... bitch. 107 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,385 But do you like Margo? 'Cause I can't tell. 108 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:31,307 Ha ha. I can tell. she is thrilled to see inside the house. Judge us. 109 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,643 Her nipples are probably so hard. 110 00:06:35,436 --> 00:06:38,356 - Oh. No. They're not. - Aw. 111 00:06:38,981 --> 00:06:41,274 Who cares what Margo thinks anyway? Fuck Margo. 112 00:06:41,275 --> 00:06:42,692 Yeah, fuck Margo. 113 00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:44,737 Unless she wants to pay cash. 114 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,864 Then I'm happy to bend over and take that cash right in the ass. 115 00:06:47,865 --> 00:06:50,617 - Okay. I know you're kidding. - Uh, I'm half kidding. 116 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:55,705 But I will burn this place to the ground if we sell to someone like her. 117 00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:57,833 She does not deserve this house. 118 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:01,170 Okay. Okay. We're gettin' emotional. 119 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:07,092 Because it's emotional, Paul. Okay? All my memories are here. 120 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:08,845 Yeah, I know. I know. 121 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:13,098 - But, hey, I grew up here. So... - Since you were eight. 122 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:17,811 Yeah. But I mean, technically, more of my memories are here. 123 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:20,231 And a lot of 'em suck. 124 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,858 Yes. I know. 125 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:26,154 It just... it still feels like lobbing an appendage off. 126 00:07:27,071 --> 00:07:29,490 Well, we... we have to amputate. 127 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:32,410 We... we've waited long enough. 128 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,497 What about my garden? 129 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:41,001 You know, and the mandarin tree that the kids and I planted. 130 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,878 It's persnickety if it's not pruned. 131 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:45,298 So, you leave instructions for the next family. 132 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,758 Let them deal with the fuckin' water bill. 133 00:07:48,759 --> 00:07:51,428 Why is everything about money with you? 134 00:07:51,429 --> 00:07:53,764 Because we don't have any, Lydia. 135 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:56,476 Huh? The second mortgage fucked us. 136 00:07:57,059 --> 00:08:00,104 And I'm trying, but I can only do so much. 137 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:05,443 I'm sorry. Yeah, I am. I really am sorry it's all on you. 138 00:08:05,943 --> 00:08:08,488 I would work if I could. I would. But... 139 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,989 Okay? I can't. 140 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,367 I know. 141 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,661 I know, I know. 142 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:17,787 Listen, I know you can't. 143 00:08:17,788 --> 00:08:19,290 - Yeah. - I know. Come on. 144 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:20,708 If... 145 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,793 if we get a bidding war going, 146 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:26,964 then we can build our own place in Cambria. 147 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:31,551 Nice little ranch, with... with nice little horses. 148 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,138 How little? Like... 149 00:08:35,139 --> 00:08:37,308 Oh. Microscopic. 150 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,935 Undetectable to the human eye. 151 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:42,395 Hmm. Okay. Well, that would be adorable. 152 00:08:42,396 --> 00:08:45,941 {\an8}Yeah. And... and maybe, with the sea air in your hair, 153 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:48,361 {\an8}and... and a change of scenery, 154 00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:51,113 you'll be able to play again. 155 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:54,325 Hmm? I miss hearing you play. 156 00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:01,498 Okay. 157 00:09:01,499 --> 00:09:05,001 But can we just make sure we find the right buyers 158 00:09:05,002 --> 00:09:06,836 who get how special this house is? 159 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:08,338 How special you made it? 160 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:09,382 Yeah. Of course. 161 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:12,510 Huh? Oh, look. They look like nice people. 162 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:14,886 Yeah. Well, Ted Bundy looked nice. 163 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:18,640 But... maybe we go down and meet them. 164 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:19,849 - Yeah. - Okay. 165 00:09:39,453 --> 00:09:41,121 Come on, Paul. Let's go downstairs. 166 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:42,623 No. Don't go out there. 167 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:45,042 - What? - Nothing. 168 00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:49,129 I'm gonna tell the realtor we wanna make an offer. 169 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:51,298 Babe, can we please talk about this first? Like... 170 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:54,801 I need to take time to process before we spend our entire nest egg. 171 00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:57,262 Totally. But what else are we supposed to spend that money on? 172 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,055 We're not doing any more IVF, right? 173 00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:02,100 I mean, that alone frees up, like, a gajillion dollars. 174 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:03,143 Right. 175 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:08,106 Okay. Listen. I just think that we could totally change, like, the vibe in there. 176 00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,065 - You know? - Yeah. But... 177 00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:11,818 Do we even know if the street is safe? Like, at night? 178 00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:14,237 Uh, this street? This street? 179 00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:15,739 - Questionable. - You think it looks... 180 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,115 This looks like a dangerous spot? 181 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:20,160 No. The vibes change immediately. Sun goes down, different street. 182 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:24,123 Okay. All right. I'll come back. I'll drive around. I'll do... 183 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,250 I'll do my loops. I'll do my night loops. 184 00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:30,253 Remember those break-ins a couple years ago? Someone got shot? 185 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:32,839 I don't, because I don't obsessively check the Citizen app. 186 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,341 I don't obsessively check it. 187 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:37,093 Okay. I'm just saying... it's LA, babe. 188 00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:38,386 Okay? We don't need to know 189 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:41,473 every time some nutter-butter steals a catalytic converter. 190 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,767 I think, if it was your catalytic converter, 191 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:45,185 you would wanna know. 192 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:48,021 I would def... I don't like when anyone touches my catalytic converter. 193 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:50,440 - Exactly. And then you would-- - Except you. 194 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:51,733 Is this foreplay? 195 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,444 I got a lot where that came from. 196 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,099 Okay. 197 00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:31,272 Tag! 198 00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:32,233 Tag! 199 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,443 Tag! 200 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,280 Mommy, help me! 201 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,074 I got him! 202 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,220 Yo, it's Jacob. 203 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,723 Leave a message or text me like a normal person. 204 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:09,018 Hi, honeybun. I just wanted to hear your voice. 205 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:18,529 Hey. Careful with that. Wouldn't want you to hurt yourself. 206 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,072 Hey. 207 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,616 Hi. What, uh... 208 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,202 what are you doing here? 209 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:29,080 That's my warm reception after all this time? 210 00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:32,751 I thought you might be happy to see me. 211 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,754 Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I am. I'm just a little surprised. That's all. 212 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,758 I didn't, uh... realize you were... out. 213 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,721 Want a water? Somethin'? 214 00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:52,729 That's got a hint of hibiscus. 215 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:53,897 The fuck is hibiscus? 216 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,273 I don't know. It's a fruit. 217 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,776 - Why is there a flower on the label? - It's, uh, an essence. 218 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,528 - Fuck is an essence? - I don't know. 219 00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:04,450 So? 220 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,328 How you been? How was prison? 221 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:10,079 Make any nice friends? 222 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,040 Nah. Most of the other white guys were skinheads, 223 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,584 so I spent the bulk of my time in my cell, 224 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:17,837 which you would have known if you ever came to visit me. 225 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:20,090 Yeah, well... been a little busy. 226 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,342 For three years? 227 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,678 Oh. Been three years. Wow. 228 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:28,097 Huh, you look up and 36 months just flies. 229 00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:30,684 Listen, I need $80,000. 230 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,813 Okay. Wow. 231 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,272 Uh, that's a lot of money. 232 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:38,650 Seems like a good time to find a job, then. 233 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,902 I need it by tomorrow. 234 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,822 Yeah. Me too. 235 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:47,116 Hey, you think it's easy, gettin' a job straight out of the joint? 236 00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:50,578 Think people are hirin' ex-cons just all willy-nilly? 237 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:52,914 - No, no. Maybe not willy-nilly. - Listen, asshole. 238 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:56,876 I helped you when you needed it most, and I paid the fucking price. 239 00:13:56,877 --> 00:14:00,129 All right. You went to prison for drugs. That's your problem, not mine. 240 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,215 Listen, man. 241 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:06,386 - I'm asking you to help me, all right? - I'm telling you, I don't have it. 242 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,972 - I'm broke. - Bullshit! I saw the fuckin' house. 243 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:12,768 I... I fixed it up so we could sell it. That's all money I owe now. 244 00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:16,897 Be a shame, people find out what really happened in that house. 245 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,651 What, you think you can scare me, Mikey? 246 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,823 Ow! Motherfucker! 247 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,952 Eighty grand. 248 00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,413 Tomorrow. Or I tell the cops everything. 249 00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:34,998 Oh God! Oh! 250 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,084 Oh! Oh God! Ah! 251 00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:34,015 I gotta say, this is a beautiful street. 252 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:37,936 Right? That's the kind of house you wanna raise a kid in. 253 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,647 We didn't have no houses like that in Bed-Stuy. 254 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:43,399 And even if we did, we couldn't afford half of it. 255 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,776 Even before your daddy died. 256 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,696 I know, Mama. I know. It didn't matter where we lived. 257 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,072 You were my home. 258 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,741 And now I'm lucky if I see you twice a year. 259 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,785 Oh, come on, Mama. 260 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:58,331 You sure you're not bitin' off more than you can chew with this place? 261 00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:02,418 Oh, I can chew it. I'm chewin' it. Really. I got money saved up from my last novel. 262 00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:05,296 And Carla's... she's killin' it. She's workin' her ass off, so... 263 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:08,466 Okay. Until the baby comes, and then she has to stay home. 264 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:12,261 Mama, she's not gonna stay home. She... It's not 1964, all right? 265 00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:13,846 You know, did Beyoncé stay home? 266 00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:15,139 You got Jay-Z money? 267 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,016 Huh? No, not... not yet. But we're-- 268 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,435 Look, we're gonna get a nanny. Or somethin'. Okay? 269 00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:22,021 - We gonna figure it out. - That's not cheap either. 270 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:24,941 And God forbid if somethin' happens, like you need a new roof. 271 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:27,360 What? That's $50,000 right there. 272 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:29,612 - 50,000 for a roof? That sounds high. - Mm-hmm. 273 00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:33,366 Oh, that's right. Come on. You know. You know. 274 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:36,202 How many houses you had? What? Oh, none. 275 00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:41,582 Anyway, if you need me, I'm always here. 276 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:42,542 Thank you, Mama. 277 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,878 By here, I mean 3,000 miles away. 278 00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:52,677 You're underwater, bro. 279 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,303 I know, Lenny. I know. 280 00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:57,473 You shouldn't have bought the most expensive house on the street. 281 00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:59,225 It's just, I thought I'd be working by now. 282 00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:01,352 You know, I won three Soap Opera Digest awards. 283 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:04,272 Only been done by eight other actors in the history of the medium. 284 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:07,191 I mean, there's one guy in the telenovelas. He's won 22. 285 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:10,111 But they have a totally different voting system with Telemundo. 286 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,572 You're a great actor, J.D. No one's debating that. 287 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,574 Though I would stay off Reddit. 288 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:18,244 What are they sayin' about me on Reddit? Am I a subreddit? Be honest. 289 00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:21,706 Look, I'm saying maybe you could afford the house and the cars and the boat 290 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,541 back in Oklahoma, but not here. 291 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,668 Hey, I never even wanted the boat, all right? 292 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:27,795 My wife wanted the boat. Talk to her. 293 00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:29,380 Maybe you should talk to her. 294 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:33,468 Yeah, and say what? Gifts... They're her love language. 295 00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:37,181 I don't know. I just... 296 00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:41,268 I can't lose her, Lenny. All right? 297 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,771 I can't lose one more thing. 298 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:49,650 Stupid fucking house and fucking Swedish refrigerator! 299 00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:51,569 I told you not to buy new construction. 300 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,613 Remember? I said, "More like no construction." 301 00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:54,655 No, I know, Lenny. 302 00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:57,909 I was working 15-hour days on Rising Tides, as you know. 303 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,577 So I thought the least I could do 304 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,997 was buy my wife the house that she wanted, you know? 305 00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,541 Well, it might be time to get a house you can afford. 306 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,252 Yeah, well, I... 307 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:14,426 Fuck you! 308 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:17,054 - You talkin' to me? - No. 309 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,514 You... still taking your meds? 310 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:20,557 No. 311 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,435 But I think you're right. 312 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:26,437 Maybe it's time for a change. 313 00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:31,567 How long since she's been played? 314 00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,277 Oh. I don't know. A few years. 315 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,403 - Years? - Yeah. 316 00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:36,823 Oh, Lydia Morgan, that's a shame. For everyone. 317 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,953 This thing belongs in a museum. 318 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:44,038 - Do you know what year she is? - No, it was my grandmother's. 319 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:47,375 She, um... she taught me, actually. On this piano. 320 00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,836 Yeah. She was the real virtuoso. 321 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,421 Please, don't pretend like you're not hot shit. 322 00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:53,673 You played with Dudamel. 323 00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:56,677 Okay, well, not to name-drop, but she played for Hitler. 324 00:18:57,719 --> 00:19:00,221 Not 'cause she wanted to. 'Cause she had to. 325 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,974 You know, to stay alive. 326 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:05,810 They weren't friends. Yeah, I don't revere him. It's... Yeah. 327 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,937 Well, you gotta do what you gotta do to survive. 328 00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,480 - You do. - Mm-hmm. 329 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,858 Philharmonic hasn't been the same without you. 330 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,318 You know they have Carol Carmichael doing your solos? 331 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,445 I know. Yeah, she's fine. 332 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,406 - You know, a little robotic. - Uh-huh. 333 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,991 Kind of a hack. 334 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,909 Thought that might rile you. 335 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,203 Yeah. 336 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:26,873 Oh, it sounds good. 337 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,126 - Yeah. - Thanks, Jerry. Thanks. 338 00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:35,591 - Yeah. - Well, now you have no excuse not to play. 339 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,509 Okay. 340 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,222 Ah, well, all right. 341 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,177 Lydia, you okay? 342 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:25,307 Yeah. 343 00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:30,604 Okay. 344 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,856 Just keep trying. 345 00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:37,401 Los Feliz is one of the best school districts in LA. 346 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,946 And it's walkable to the farmers' market. 347 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,781 - How much work does it need? - Not much. 348 00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:45,952 {\an8}If we... if we ripped out this shitty tree and put in a pool, we'd make a killing. 349 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:49,706 Oh, would we? Don't know how my partners would feel about that. 350 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,751 Look, you're always saying you're looking for new investors. 351 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:54,670 I am. 352 00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:59,298 And I'm just trying to put my money where my mouth has been. 353 00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:00,508 You're such a slut. 354 00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,051 Oh, I feel so seen. 355 00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:07,599 It could be interesting. 356 00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,644 Yeah, I'll bring it to my partners. 357 00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,146 - You do that. - I will. 358 00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,231 And maybe if it goes well... 359 00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,860 ...maybe we can be partners. 360 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:20,904 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 361 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:22,948 What kind of partners? 362 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:24,992 I don't know. 363 00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:26,826 Maybe all the kinds. 364 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:29,913 Mm, you're cute. 365 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:33,000 Not sure the margins make sense. 366 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:37,838 - What if I could get it for under asking? - Hmm. How would you do that? 367 00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:46,179 Uh, don't drink your dinner tonight, honey. I'm making marsala. 368 00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:52,518 Oh, I haven't seen that apron since the banana bread days. 369 00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:55,104 I thought a home-cooked meal might be nice. 370 00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:57,898 Maybe, I don't know, take care of you for a change. 371 00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:59,066 Oh. Yeah. 372 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,986 That's, um... that's sweet, hon. 373 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:04,030 Hey, uh, um... I talked to Greg, 374 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:07,199 and it looks like there's a developer who's interested in the house, 375 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,453 so that's good news. 376 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,038 Well, how is that good news? 377 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:16,625 Great. No escrow, no inspection, all cash. Just cuts through the bullshit. 378 00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:19,712 Okay, but... but what happened to finding the right people? 379 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:23,257 Well, what does that matter? We're not gonna live here with 'em, right? 380 00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:27,345 Your life's work is in this house! It's our home, okay? 381 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:30,181 The only home that Emily and Jacob have ever known. 382 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:33,601 Yeah, well, Emily hasn't stepped foot in our home in three years. 383 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,144 Okay, I just-- I'm confused. 384 00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:36,228 Put the knife down. 385 00:22:36,229 --> 00:22:37,855 I'm just gesturing, okay? 386 00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:40,733 - You're hyped up. Put the knife down. - I'm not gonna kill you. 387 00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:41,902 Yeah, so put it down. 388 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,487 Listen. But I... 389 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,698 Whoa, whoa! What happened to your finger? 390 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:50,326 Mikey's out. 391 00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:53,245 - He's out? - Yeah. 392 00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:55,539 - Okay. - Yeah, and he wants 80 grand by tomorrow. 393 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,583 Wait, why? What did he do to you? 394 00:22:57,584 --> 00:23:00,337 It's what he'll do to us that I'm worried about! 395 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:03,506 He knows everything, Lydia! He could destroy us! 396 00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:06,426 Okay. 397 00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:09,345 Okay, but selling to a developer? There... 398 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:12,348 Still, there's no way we can... we can get 80 grand by tomorrow. 399 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:15,185 I'll... I'll figure somethin' out. 400 00:23:17,145 --> 00:23:19,272 Just start packing. 401 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:28,072 You know, I've been thinking about what you were saying about the Los Feliz place. 402 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:31,200 And I think you're right. I think it might be a bit of a stretch. 403 00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:33,661 - I mean, I wish I wasn't right. - Yeah. 404 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:37,123 - But I am, which is a bummer. - It is a bummer. 405 00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:40,084 If we put all our money into the house, we can't afford a nanny. 406 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:43,129 And... and what if we need a new roof, right? I ain't got Jay-Z money. 407 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,964 - Yet. - I ain't got Jay-Z money yet. 408 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:47,633 But you're right, babe. We definitely need to be more practical. 409 00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:49,802 So, as a backup plan, 410 00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:52,054 I was looking at this place in Baldwin Hills. 411 00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:54,974 Now, it is a bit of a hike, and it's kind of a teardown, but-- 412 00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:57,144 Or we could just get the Los Feliz place. 413 00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:01,272 I'm lost. I thought we just agreed that we can't afford it. 414 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:02,773 We can't. 415 00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:04,400 But my mom can. 416 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:05,401 - What? - Yeah. 417 00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:08,362 She made a killin' in the market since she retired from Chase. 418 00:24:08,363 --> 00:24:10,489 - She's sittin' on a ton of cash. - Really? 419 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:12,283 - Big money. - She's just gonna give it to us? 420 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,868 - Just like that. - No strings attached? 421 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:15,536 - Might be a string. - How long a string? 422 00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:18,289 Long enough to wrap around a present and tie into a little bow. 423 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,290 Why is there a bow? 424 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:21,083 Because she's gonna leave New York, 425 00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:23,545 move in with us, and help us raise our baby. 426 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,255 Toothbrush drop. 427 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:30,009 I mean, I'm pumped. It's like a twofer, right? It's like two for one. 428 00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:46,150 Oh, hey, darlin'. 429 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:47,151 Hey. 430 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:50,112 - How was dinner with the girls? - Fine. 431 00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:51,363 Good. 432 00:24:51,364 --> 00:24:55,576 Sally is really going through something. So she was just yammering on and on. 433 00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:57,120 Oh, is she okay? 434 00:24:57,829 --> 00:24:59,581 I don't wanna burden you with it. 435 00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:04,961 Unless you wanna hear about her endometriosis. 436 00:25:05,962 --> 00:25:08,381 - Yeah. No, I'm good, I think. - Okay. 437 00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:12,635 I'm just glad she has a friend like you, you know? She's lucky. 438 00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:13,720 Yeah. 439 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:20,352 Well, Harper's in bed if you wanna say good night. 440 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:25,648 - Yeah, of course. - She was asking about you. 441 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:26,775 Aw. 442 00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:50,483 What's goin' on in that room? 443 00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:54,112 Who's turnin' that doorknob? 444 00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:05,749 Mmm... okay. 445 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,211 Let's just take a peek. All right. 446 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:13,798 Upper body strength. Here we go. 447 00:27:14,507 --> 00:27:16,468 Okay. Oh... 448 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,263 Okay... 449 00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:39,823 Oh, it's just-- 450 00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:40,866 Oh fuck, fuck, fuck! 451 00:27:40,867 --> 00:27:43,286 Oh fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 452 00:27:52,295 --> 00:27:53,171 What's happening? 453 00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:55,757 I don't know. 454 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:58,550 Someone's out there. 455 00:27:58,551 --> 00:28:01,262 What? Uh... Did you fix the side gate? 456 00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:03,348 Stay inside. 457 00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:08,728 Fuck! 458 00:28:17,904 --> 00:28:19,363 Oh God. 459 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:20,865 All right. 460 00:28:21,783 --> 00:28:24,618 Ah. Nice and easy. 461 00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:27,371 Okay. Here we go. 462 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:29,748 Nice and easy. 463 00:28:29,749 --> 00:28:31,083 Nice and ea-- 464 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:33,044 Oh shit, shit, shit! 465 00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:35,170 Fuck! 466 00:28:35,171 --> 00:28:37,674 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Oh God! 467 00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:42,636 Yo, it's Jacob. 468 00:28:42,637 --> 00:28:45,222 Leave a message or text me like a normal person. 469 00:28:45,223 --> 00:28:46,975 Hey, honeybun. 470 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,519 Thinkin' about you. Um... 471 00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:54,983 Dad and I are... hangin' in there. 472 00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:31,394 So, did you see the "for sale" sign across the street? 473 00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:34,688 I mean, it looks like the Morgans have finally decided to sell. 474 00:29:34,689 --> 00:29:36,106 Yeah, I saw. 475 00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:39,151 You know I've always loved that house. 476 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:41,613 Kind of surprised they hadn't sold sooner. 477 00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:44,240 Oh, I think the timing makes perfect sense. 478 00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:45,867 Yeah. 479 00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:48,953 What, with the market and everything? 480 00:29:49,829 --> 00:29:51,789 No, because if you wait three years, 481 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:55,293 then you don't have to disclose that your son died in the house. 482 00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:06,054 I miss you. 483 00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:09,265 I wish I could see you... 484 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,019 or feel you... 485 00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:19,984 and know that you're... here with me. 486 00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:26,407 Okay. 487 00:30:29,035 --> 00:30:30,203 Stupid. 488 00:30:58,565 --> 00:30:59,566 Hi. 489 00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:04,069 Anything-- 490 00:31:04,070 --> 00:31:06,864 - Oh! God! - Jesus fucking Christ! 491 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:09,324 - Sorry. Sorry, I didn't mean to-- - Oh God. All right. 492 00:31:09,325 --> 00:31:11,159 All right, coast is clear. 493 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,411 - Okay. - Okay. 494 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,497 - What are you laughing... What? - Hmm? 495 00:31:15,498 --> 00:31:17,082 - You're laughing at me? - No. 496 00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:18,458 What's the matter? 497 00:31:18,459 --> 00:31:21,378 Me shrieking like a little girl, that doesn't turn you on? 498 00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:24,214 Um... I feel like there's no good way to answer that. 499 00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:26,301 That's fair. 500 00:31:26,926 --> 00:31:29,803 So, I don't know. I guess it's a raccoon. 501 00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:32,891 Maybe. Or... something weird with the lights. 502 00:31:33,766 --> 00:31:36,102 Yeah, maybe. 503 00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:38,146 Yeah. 504 00:31:40,523 --> 00:31:41,524 Okay. 505 00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:44,861 Come to bed soon. 506 00:31:45,486 --> 00:31:46,613 - Yeah. - Okay. 507 00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:50,450 - I'll be up in a... a little bit. - Okay. 508 00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:52,826 Yeah, okay.